2026 Italian GP Pit Crew Tee

Uniform. Not merch.

The 3rd stop on the ExxoVerde World Tour

Monza, Lombardy, Italy

The forest is loud.

The coffee is strong.

And for some reason you’re dressed like somebody just radioed you about front-wing damage.

Good.

That means the shirt is working.

🟡 FRONT

Left chest:

PADDOCK ACCESS

Right chest:

A custom Arengario badge with:

ITA GP 2026

And across the shoulder:

SEMM CHI A LAURÀ!

“We’re here working!”

Use responsibly.

This phrase becomes significantly less believable if you are holding nachos.

🟢 BACK

PIT CREW

Big.

Red.

Impossible to misunderstand.

Underneath:

EXXO VERDE

Oversized in green, followed by a formula style car carrying the Italian tricolore through the graphic.

It feels like an operations shirt.

It feels like somebody gave you responsibilities.

Again:

Nobody did.

🐺 WORLD TOUR DETAIL

Every World Tour stop carries a featured endangered animal tied to the region.

For Monza, the Apennine wolf appears through the helmet graphic on the sleeve.

Not screaming for attention.

Just sitting there like a crew insignia.

Exactly where it belongs.

🧵 BUILD

240 GSM heavyweight cotton

Boxy structured fit

Drop shoulders

Crew neck

100% combed cotton

Heavy enough to feel like uniform gear

Comfortable enough to wear while contributing absolutely nothing to race strategy

🚨 LEGAL DEPARTMENT HAS ENTERED THE GARAGE 🚨

We are not Ferrari.

We are not Formula 1.

We are not the FIA.

We are not Autodromo Nazionale Monza.

We are not secretly a constructor.

We do not have engineers.

We do not have a pit wall.

We do not know what Plan C is.

Nobody tells us anything.

This product is an independent ExxoVerde Design Labs creation and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by, licensed by, authorized by, certified by, inspected by, waved through scrutineering by, or served a suspiciously good plate of pasta by any official motorsport organization.

Purchasing this shirt does not grant:

Garage access

Pit lane access

Grid access

Hospitality

Radio communications

Tire blankets

A wheel gun

Steward immunity

The right to shout “STAY OUT, STAY OUT” at passing vehicles

Any authority whatsoever over a tire compound

If someone asks:

“You with the team?”

Take a second.

Look busy.

Then remember our lawyers exist.

SEMM CHI A LAURÀ!

Proceed with confidence.

Not credentials.