2025 Las Vegas GP Pit Crew Oversized Tee

 

 

Welcome to the only “Paddock Access” shirt on Earth that gives you absolutely zero access to the paddock.

Like… none.

Zero.

You can’t even see the paddock with this shirt on.

Security might actually watch you harder.

But you WILL look like you’re supposed to be somewhere important.

Important enough that strangers whisper:

    

“Is he a mechanic?”

“Is she with the team?”

“Is that the guy who refills the tire warmers?”

“WHY DOES HE LOOK SO OFFICIAL???”

Listen.

Let’s get one thing out of the way before lawyers parachute out of helicopters:

Exxo Verde Design Labs is NOT signed with Ferrari.

We don’t walk Ferrari’s dogs.

We don’t run Ferrari errands.

We don’t even own a Ferrari in GTA V.

(We drive the free cars. The FREE ones.)

This shirt just happens to go stupidly hard.

The front hits you with that “PADDOCK ACCESS” badge energy —

placed on the chest like a credential they’d blame you for losing.

The back?

Brother…

The back looks like you’re in charge of something explosive, dangerous, and union-restricted.

Like you carry a torque wrench and three secrets.

Like you say “box box” to people who didn’t even ask.

And that inside neck label?

That’s real brand-owner energy.

That’s “these aren’t Gildan tees; this was stitched by a monk in a wind tunnel” energy.

Wear it on Race Day.

Wear it at the mall.

Wear it into a dealership and watch the salesman panic because you look like you have a stipend.

⭐ What You’re Getting:

A heavyweight tee softer than the Stratosphere carpet

Paddock Access badge (access not included, don’t try it)

 

EXXO VERDE branding hotter than asphalt in August

The illusion of motorsport authority

No contracts with Ferrari (yet)

No cease & desist (we hope)

The spiritual ability to say “copy that” for no reason

⚠️ LEGAL VIBES (read fast for dramatic effect)

 

Not affiliated with Ferrari.

Not endorsed by Ferrari.

Not racing for Ferrari.

Not allowed within 3ft of Ferrari’s wind tunnel.

Last time we checked, Ferrari doesn’t even know who we are (YET).

🧨 FINAL WORD:

If you want to feel like you’re part of the hottest fake pit crew in Vegas history?

Throw this in your cart.

If you want real access to the paddock?

Good luck, brother.

They won’t even let us in the gift shop.

• Crew neck
• Drop shoulders
• Loose fit
• 100% combed cotton
• 26 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 280g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

 

📏 FIT & SIZING

if you want a true, draped, streetwear-oversized fit:

👉 Go 1–2 sizes up.

(Example: I got an XL sample and it fits tailored, not oversized. Size accordingly.)