🏁2026 Australian GP Pit Crew Tee

🏁2026 AUSTRALIAN GP PIT CREW TEE

Uniform. Not merch.

You’re not in the grandstands.

You’re not in general admission.

You’re pit crew.

This tee was built like a uniform — clean, structured, intentional.

🟡 FRONT

PADDOCK ACCESS chest hit

Flinders Street Station badge — Melbourne stamped

“Meet me under the clocks” sitting on the shoulder like coded instructions

That’s not decoration.

That’s location protocol.

🟢 BACK

PIT CREW in premium matte lettering

Oversized EXXO VERDE in metallic/glitter shimmer green

Race car graphic underneath because subtle isn’t in the job description

When the light hits that shimmer?

Different tier.

🧵 BUILD

240 GSM heavyweight cotton

Structured fit

Premium matte + metallic/glitter print combo

Designed to look official without asking permission

This is the shirt you wear when:

• You walk like you have a radio in your ear

• You nod at security like you’ve been here before

• Someone says “you with the team?”

• And you don’t correct them

You don’t watch the race.

You move the race.

Meet me under the clocks.

🚨 EXTREMELY SERIOUS LEGAL-ISH DISCLAIMER 🚨

Deep breath.

We are not Ferrari.

We are not Formula 1.

We are not affiliated, associated, endorsed, sponsored, certified, accredited, approved, notarized, laminated, carbon-fiber reinforced, or spiritually consulted by any official racing entity on planet Earth.

We do not own a pit wall.

We do not have garage keys.

We have never changed tires in under 3 seconds.

We do not have access to strategy meetings.

We cannot influence tire compounds.

We cannot call safety cars.

We do not know what’s in the confidential envelope.

Purchasing this tee will NOT grant you:

• Paddock access

• Grid walk privileges

• Hospitality wristbands

• Free espresso from a motorhome

• A team radio

• FIA accreditation

• A Ferrari

• A company scooter

• Authority over anyone holding a clipboard

• The ability to yell “BOX BOX” and have something actually happen

If you wear this to the race and begin adjusting imaginary brake bias in public, that is a personal choice.

This is a fan-made, race-inspired design created purely for vibes, dramatic entrances, and walking under the clocks at Flinders Street Station like you’ve got a debrief in 10 minutes.

No official teams were contacted.

No engineers were consulted.

No telemetry was accessed.

No strategy calls were made.

It just looks official because you do.

And by purchasing this tee, you legally, emotionally, and spiritually agree that you are prepared to be asked:

“You with the team?”

At least once.

Nod responsibly.

Proceed with confidence.

Do not attempt to call strategy.

• Crew neck
• Ribbed collar
• Drop shoulders
• Boxy fit
• 100% combed cotton
• High-temperature steam pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed 3.5
• Fabric weight: 240g/m², 32 singles double yarn
• Side-seamed construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched cuffs and hem

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).